Training your Dog

Warning:
The following spouting is directed at the less thoughtful human........you........
who have a pet you leave alone for ten.....
.................... hours a day, and not allow to romp happily on acres of woodlands but to stay practically immobile. Not only
that but tethered as it is to a limiting post or trapped as he or she is within the
confines of a cage no bigger, proportionately, than a bathroom is for a
human. That's called training your dog? Why don't you also punish it for your limited capabilities to “own” a dog?
Instead of caging the poor mutt, and consider training your dog. Train him not to flee. Train her not to bark. Train her as you would be trained.
The thing is this: when you lock her in a cage, and she is unhappy. Think of your dog (ala and Orwell’s animals in Animal Farm) being the
homeowner and you are the pet. Knock the ceiling off the bathroom and put a chicken wire fencing across the top instead.
Then take away your ability to speak words and take away your hands. Now Mr. Pooch, who is preparing to go off to the mill for a ten hour
shift grabs you by the nape of your neck, and your scruff, and leads you into the bathroom, and then leaves. There is no music. You have no toys.
The floor is cement. (Thinking about training your dog yet?)
The temperature drops. It begins to rain at the same time the wind blows more of itself cold into your cubby-hole. It gets dark. Weird sounds,
and traffic, and and smells taunt you. Some smells remind you of food. Others make you nervous. Kids come by and poke at your little walls. A
lawnmower cranks up right by your head. All you can do is walk back and forth in your own poop and howl and yip. (Think about training your
dog, and yet?)
Because you are a pet, and you are cute, and so Mr. Pooch has bought you
and brought you home. But when he left you inside the main house on the first day, and you chewed the hell out of his favourite material
belongings. You have a tendency to gnaw for different innate reasons, and but he doesn’t get that and didn’t think about it (or anything else)
when he added you to his wealth of belongings. So you must be beaten. Then you must be remaindered to a pet prison. Your cuteness has worn
off
Come ON, humans. Training your dog is EASY (as dogs are trainable). Training your dog is cheap. Training your dog, and as
well, and can be done by someone else, and who will teach you the few commands you need and the logic of the rewards process you could use so
that an animal with natural instincts or needs to chew or bark will be re-trained to chew only select items or to bark only when there is danger.
Get yourself a good book and do the job properly.
You can’t take it out on the dog that you do not understand dogs. You must figure out a way of training your dog, and
understanding that it is a gift to the animal to train it and a punishment to neglect to do so. If training your dog is not yet clearly the
message here, and then maybe you need a few lessons, and a bit of training. Your sleepless, and angry next-door-neighbour will gladly
oblige.
Editor
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Author: Peter Charalambos
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